Happy Almost New Year

"Another year has come around, and i am so lucky that i've ever found ya...thank you, thank you... Thank you baby"*

Tonight story is not about forgiveness... it's about rage and madness.
Gue ga tau harus mulai dari mana, tapi mari kita urutkan kegilaan ini dari awal.

PERTAMA - Ibu-ibu ignorant. Gue tidak mengeneralisir makanya gue tambah kata ignorant. Yang tidak ignorant jng gr, dan yg ignorant, yes this is absolutely about you!

Gue dan Kaki Berbulu terlibat diskusi, dimana si Kaki Berbulu sangat terganggu dengan kebiasaan nyetir III, dimulai dari parkiran PP, kita dateng cukup pagi dan parkiran sepi, dan di depan kita parkir dg cantiknya mobil merah, ibu2 itu nurunin kereta bayinya wkt turun-ditemani ibu2 lbh tua yg gendong bayi. Just the three of them, dan parkirnya gak hanya miring, tp ngambil jatah sebelahnya. I mean please, is that so hard to park ur car correctly III?? Kalo di kalibata ud baret tu mobilnya disumpahin org2 sekampung.
Peristiwa kedua, siangan dikit... penyerobotan parkir yang terjadi di fx - A pajero went out of the parking spot, ada fortuner sudah menunggu di depan kanan untuk parkir, dan eng ing eng, avanza dpn kita dg cihuynya lngs masuk spot itu once the pajero gone. SOTB. Guess what drivernya III. Trus si Kaki Berbulu pun cerita, selama 6 tahun naik kereta depok-tebet. Ga ada dia prn liat ibu2 kasi duduk ke ibu hamil ato org tua *si Kaki Berbulu sendiri gak pernah duduk di kereta*, even worse temen si Kaki Berbulu, cerita bahkan dia naik gerebong wanita, gak pernah dikasih duduk. Oh ya she's pregnant btw. Gue merasa III suka seenak jidatnya, simply krn merasa dirinya ibu2, kalau gue telusuri banyak terjadi di antrian wc di mall, either ga mau ngantri, atau nyelak di dpn yang masi muda "maaf saya kebelet" masuk2 aja. Begitu juga di busway, pas gue berdiri di tiang dkt supir, ibu2 nyuruh gue minggir alasannya, "saya jauh" ya gue sih gpp, but by judging other passanger, yah dia ga tua2 bgt, masi bny yg lbh butuh spot itu drpd dia.

and it makes me wonder, what makes you -III- thinking that u could do any thing you want. Best part-nya malem ini otw home mobil diserempet sama III gak sabaran di jln kecil. Ga mau berenti sih. Damn you III! *pesan sponsor: when you become ibu2, no matter how hard your life will be, most of ur time flies take care of kids who cant say thank you, husband always has reason to come home late, your neighbor has new microwave and you dont - PLEASE dont throw your shits on us, expect us to understand that ur life sucks. Have dignity, keep your heads up and be patient* makanya ibu2 itu mulia pahalanya banyak karena (1) bersabar; atau (2) ignorant, tapi dosanya berkurang krn diomongin org sekampung.

KEDUA - kalibata dan seluruhbpenghunigiladansakitjiwanya *and i am about to be one of them, or i had become one of them*, berisik adalah salah satu kemewahan. You're so lucky to have a noisy neighbor sekedar suaranya keras (org2 tertentu terkenal bersuara keras dan suka ngumpul2), atau punya new born baby. Jackpotnya pny ignorant teenager living next to you. Once live next to me, 2 idiot and alive teenagers. Ngerayain ultah tengah malam mengundang teman2 sekampung, berisik, saking banyaknya sampe duduk di lorong and they also smoke hard too. Oh ya the best part itu jam 12 malam rabu. Ayeyuya! They have dogs too! Untungnya ud pindah. Mungkin dilaporin polisi, mungkin dibeliin rumah sama bokap supertajirnya, mungkin tiba2 hamil jd DO, ortunya malu dan dia pindah ke ciamis, mungkin diculik alien.

Merokok setiap saat setiap waktu hanya satu dr kekhasan penduduk kalibata. Segerombolan anak muda ignorant, yg ngerokok di lift, org muda main bultang pagi2 yg walopun lo sembunyiin rokoknya di balik badan ttp aja kecium asepnya -belasan lantai ke bawah, it's quite a while you moron, liftnya ud bau asep rokok pas dibawah* ato bapak2 tetangga gue yg tampak pekerja kantoran *harusnya well educated* ms nekat aja ngerokok di lift...

Parkir. People will kill for parking spot at kalibata. Pernahkah kau lihat org parkir paralel di hand rem, paralel penuh sepanjang sisi, the best part paralel kiri kanan. Hahaha anjrit parah. Gue sampe kasian sama pengurus parkir kalibata. Pernah juga penjaga parkir dipukulin krn melarang parkir. Man, kalah ngasi makan singa bahayanya dibanding jagain parkir di kalibata.

Menurut analisis kaki berbulu, no matter how smart are you, cewe cowo ibu2 bapak2 tua muda. You'll eventually being stupid for living at kalibata. Oke blame me for having this place as my home. Tempat ini kaya hutan rimba. Dr jual makan, baju, minum, paha, dada... Semua ada. Kl bertahan hidup disini tanpa kehilangan kewarasan,  you can conquer the world *mahzab si muka lebar*.

KETIGA - GUE DAN SI KAKI BERBULU "and i know we said things did things that we dont even mean, and we fall back into the same pattern, some routine... But you're tempered is as bad as mine is you're the same as me... Maybe our relationship is not as crazy as it seems, maybe that's what happened when a tornado meets a volcano, all i know is i love you too much, to walk away though..."**
It is simple when it started, krn lampu? Si A kesel krn B gak matiin lampu, dan B marah ke A, krn A gak matiin lampu kemarin dan B gak kesel sama A. Oke, apakah penyebabnya a) B gak matiin lampu atau b) A gak mati lampu? What ever your answer is wrong answer, because in this kind of situation-nothing is right.

KEEMPAT - PERATURAN PLAT GANJIL GENAP. Absolutely a fucked up regulation. Dengan cerita busway selalu full, tingkat kriminal tinggi di angkot dan bis, taxi dg ace sedingin freezer yg kl hujan suka nolakin penumpang-ga mau narik, dan ojek ugal2an. Seriously? You ppl wanna throw us *the middle lower citizens (ga kaya org kaya pny 2 mobil ganjil genap, namun mobilisasi tinggi buat cari duit)* in to the wild?

Kelima... I dont have that much things that i hate tonight. And i am extremely hungry.

Peace and stay out of trouble, it's 2 days to go to NYE.

*Kavana
**Eminem